When you were a puppy we took you to class
So you could learn how a puppy should act
But at the end of class you got a failing grade
While other pups brought home straight A's
And at graduation the teacher forgot
To give you the goody bag all the other dogs got
You're a bad dog but not bad to the bone
And you're still the first one to greet me when I come home
I love you anyway even if you don't sit and you won't stay
And you're always barking at the neighbor's cat
And you're going deaf
So you don't hear me when I tell you not to do that