Have you heard about Eugene down in Fort Worth?
He drives the great dog train
He rounds up the pups and he loads them up
And they cruise around all day
Tongues hangin' out so careless and free
Tails waggin' like you ain't never seen
It's all thanks to old Eugene
He drives the great dog train
And if I die tomorrow and come back a dog
Don't try to take me on any old walk
Start up the engine and call out my name
I'm gonna ride on the dog train
All the people on the street they'll stop and stare
At that warm Texas wind runnin' through my hair
It's all thanks to old Eugene
He drives the great dog train